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20.04.2010, Words by Charlie Jones

12 things which drunk girls do

  1. They cause a couple of heart attacks
  2. They are unusually mild
  3. They are boringly wild
  4. They get invitations from nations
  5. They have the patience of a million saints
  6. They like to file complaints
  7. They are like a night of simplicity
  8. They need a lover who is smarter than me
  9. They wait an hour to pee
  10. They know that love is an astronaut
  11. They can be just as insane
  12. They give drunk boys too many tries
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