29 tracks to play during the Rapture

If you follow Christian fundamentalist talk radio, you’ll know that the Rapture is due to start at 6pm tomorrow night. The Rapture, for those not up on bible study (good luck tomorrow guys!), is when the true believers ascend to heaven to be with Jesus before He comes down to wreck judgement on the heathen rest. Here’s a (quite dorky) list of songs appropriate whether tomorrow is going to go very well or very badly for you.

Ascension John Coltrane
Are You Ready For the Future? Stanley Clarke
Better the Devil You Know Kylie Minogue
Bible Eyes Egyptrixx
Cursed By The Cross Cold Cave
End Of Days Ministry
Final Countdown Europe
Future Days Can
Heaven’s Gonna Happen Now Pains Of Being Pure At Heart
Higher Than The Sun Primal Scream
Jesus Christ Came To Me Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti
Jesus To A Child Hype Williams / George Michael
Jesus Walks Kanye West
Last Exit Chris & Cosey
Lift Yr. Skinny Fists, Like Antennas to Heaven Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Out Of Time Blur
Rapture Blondie / Marcel Fengler
Regret Making Mistakes Balam Acab
Return of the Mac Mark Morrison
Rise Above Black Flag
Rise From Your Grave Phuture
Rushing To Paradise House Of House
Saturday Night Special Fad Gadget
Second Coming The Stranglers / Mental Overdrive
Sky Warning James Pants
Take Me Higher Virgo
Vertical Ascent Moritz Van Oswald
Walking With Jesus Spaceman 3
Where Does Time Go? Oneohtrix Point Never