Adele is hard working, says things she doesn't mean

For those scared Adele’s third album would be titled ‘34’, fear not – when she said that “I am fucking off for five years … [To] get married. Have some kids. Plant a nice vegetable patch” to Vogue, she didn’t mean it.

In a nice blog post, the singer clarified: “I’ve a few days off now, and then it’s the Brit Awards here at home and then I’m straight into the studio. BOYYAHH! 5 years? More like 5 days!”